Introducing the Red3 award, an award bestowed upon individuals who demonstrate extreme douche-bagery. And yes, I just made up that word. Any individual who receives this award will have either: a) tried to be awesome or b) is currently totally “awesome”.
The Red3 award it not a privilege, it is a right earned by each winner at birth. It is an inescapable honor; as many of these winners will have destined to wear this crown. This award recognizes a very special breed of person.
There are nominees all around us. However, only the most totally “awesome” douche bags will be given this triumph of life. This award will be the highlight of their lives, and ours too. These are the Red3 awards.
February 25, 2008 at 10:26 pm
maybe you should give an example for our reader’s sake
February 25, 2008 at 10:42 pm
I’ll put one up later tonight, I’ve got to get to work.