hey fox, i know the nascar race you’ve been trying air all afternoon is in yet another big track wetness delay, but go air old episodes of cops or something and stop dragging out all the nonsense who cares coverage of whatever. i really don’t care what the drivers think is a good name for the gopher of the new gopher cam and i’m not too interested in what movies the guys like. but i’m the sucker who’s been watching for 4.5 hours now, so i guess the joke’s on me.

oh and in news that is near and dear to my heart as a houston astros fan, rumor has it there’s a shot that the one and only roger clemens might be interested in pitching for them again at some point this year. with their relatively unproven pitching staff, i think that would be just swell. i sure hope he continues not using hgh if he does come back again.

annnnnd the red sox signed bartolo colon. that’s cool for david ortiz because now he isn’t the fattest man on the team anymore.