Koncak For Three: A Sports Blog

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ben — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:32:02 +0000

so the bane of my wrestling watching existence, john cena, is talkin shit about the rock not giving back enough to wwe. wha? who cares? if i were the rock i wouldnt want anything to do with vince and crew either, i’d be all ‘i’m a movie star now, motherfuckers’ and moon them all. that’d teach them a lesson.

fuck you john cena.

ya know, he is a good nominee for the red3 award for douchitude

Bye Hoss

Just Matt — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:05:02 +0000

Sadly, today is the last day Marion Hossa will be an Atlanta Thrasher. We here at www.koncakforthree.wordpress.com are from Atlanta. Thus, today’s trade will affect us monumentally. Personally, I’m gonna miss Marion Hossa; he was totally awesome. Although, his defiance to a decent contract renewal may, in fact, make him the first canidate for the Red3 award.

I’ll miss you Hoss! I’ve chanted your name many a time. In fact, you poster, figurine, AND bobblehead adorn my walls. Please… PLease PLEASE!!! don’t diss Atlanta! Please sign you extension… you and Kovy can make the same amount. Don’t be greedy!

As of now, Hossa is still a Thrasher. Hopefully, by the end of Tuesday.. He will be…. for the next three years. LETS GO THRASHERS!

and im out!

Introducing the Red3 Awards

Just Matt — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:16:23 +0000

Introducing the Red3 award, an award bestowed upon individuals who demonstrate extreme douche-bagery. And yes, I just made up that word. Any individual who receives this award will have either: a) tried to be awesome or b) is currently totally “awesome”.

The Red3 award it not a privilege, it is a right earned by each winner at birth. It is an inescapable honor; as many of these winners will have destined to wear this crown. This award recognizes a very special breed of person.

There are nominees all around us. However, only the most totally “awesome” douche bags will be given this triumph of life. This award will be the highlight of their lives, and ours too. These are the Red3 awards.

LET’S GO RACIN’ BOYS!!

ben — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 01:04:32 +0000

hey fox, i know the nascar race you’ve been trying air all afternoon is in yet another big track wetness delay, but go air old episodes of cops or something and stop dragging out all the nonsense who cares coverage of whatever. i really don’t care what the drivers think is a good name for the gopher of the new gopher cam and i’m not too interested in what movies the guys like. but i’m the sucker who’s been watching for 4.5 hours now, so i guess the joke’s on me.

oh and in news that is near and dear to my heart as a houston astros fan, rumor has it there’s a shot that the one and only roger clemens might be interested in pitching for them again at some point this year. with their relatively unproven pitching staff, i think that would be just swell. i sure hope he continues not using hgh if he does come back again.

annnnnd the red sox signed bartolo colon. that’s cool for david ortiz because now he isn’t the fattest man on the team anymore.

Excerpts from Jon Koncak’s Wiki Entry:

Just Matt — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:57:08 +0000

“Koncak is blamed for the rapid salary increases that occurred in the NBA following his signing”

“Koncak is also an Eagle Scout”

“Jon Koncak once averaged over 100 points in a single season in the 1995 Sega Genesis Video game NBA Live 95. In game 4 of the NBA Finals, Koncak had 132 points, 26 Rebounds, 36 steals, and 0 assists. Koncak hit an NBA record 29 3-point field goals in the game.”

ben — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:10:19 +0000

fuckin sports, man.